Written and performed by Dwayne Haggins
Lyrics
I don't know about marriage
It might not be for me
so I'll just be a bachelor
seems more like my cup of tea
*Chorus*
I'll have all my money
I won't have to share
I'll just be alone without a care
because I'm being a selfish man
I won't worry about children
or shop around for a brand new mini van
I'll just ride around in my two door
quite content with being a selfish man
*Chorus*
I won't shop for a wedding ring
Or get down on one knee
I'll just save all my nickels
and spend them all on me
*Chorus*